Saturday, April 07, 2007

They have proof

Why is it that daily I see reports of weapons found or used against US troops that have been traced to Iran and nothing is being brought up in the United Nations general assembly about them?

Perhaps one of the Generals needs to commandeer a few Captains and march into the UN carrying samples of each rifle, handgun, military grade explosive, IED, rocket and whatever else they have laying around, drop them down on the desk of the head honcho at the assembly and see what they have to say about it.

I think this would be an interesting media event, of course the General and his men should notify the major media services in advance, sure can't raise a stink without the media there. The entire event could play out like the circus atmosphere at Anna Nichole's now famous, "where to bury the body" trial. That would be the fun part of the whole thing; we people of the lower cast could sit back in our chairs, make a bag of popcorn and watch the spin and different takes each of the media puts on the weapons of Iran.

The New York Times would see illegal events within the Bush Presidency that all came together to force Iran to send arms to Iraq. In a nutshell, they would say they have the proof that Bush's illegal programs made it possible and if he did not have them, there would be no weapons to Iraq, no crime in the United States, food on every table and the common cold would have been cured, it's all the President's fault, they have proof.

CNN would not just limit the problem to President Bush; they would show how the entire Republican Party conspired to bring about programs which permitted Iran to send the weapons to Iraq. Of course, like a shark sensing blood in the water they would see the possibility of getting rid of the party once and for all and not limit this to the politicians, but every member of the Republican part in the United States, all the Men, Women and teenagers of voting age, it is their fault for the weapons of Iran, they have proof.

Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, would see the New York Times and CNN at the United Nations claiming to have proof and hear that all of these weapons were sitting at the United Nations general assembly, sensing the hostilities which may unfold when the UN members pick the weapons up, she announces a diplomatic mission she is undertaking to the United Nations, where she will meet with various leaders of the uprising and attempt to calm things down before they get out of hand.

The Central Intelligence Agency will hear from their New York agents that the United Nations is planning an uprising, even Nancy Pelosi, is going there to calm things down, when asked for proof; they receive footage of members in military uniform dumping hundreds of weapons at the general assembly.

The CIA, never one to miss out on a possible uprising, conduct a nighttime fast rope into the parking lot of the United Nations, where they meet with two janitors and a cleaning woman who tell them, after hours, they are in charge. The agents give the three twenty million dollars to fund the uprising at the United Nations. They gratefully accept the money and soon after the agents depart, they book passage for Aruba.

The New York Times hears of two janitors and a cleaning woman who were given twenty million dollars by the CIA to conduct an uprising are in Aruba recruiting, they immediately publish an article stating they uncovered a secret program of President Bush's to fund janitors and cleaning people to fight in the war on terror and they have proof.

Yes, all in all it would be an interesting few days. Be sure to make a lot of popcorn.


3 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:29 AM

    You know, it's absolutely scary how true that scenario would be.

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