Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Fluffy Pot Bellied Pig, Oh My.

North Korea’s Kim Jong-il’s brain must have left the building or at the very least is vacationing on a tree stump somewhere in the Land of Oz contemplating the ever-present lollypop twins. Either that or this fluffy haired idiot actually thinks he can threaten America with his misfiring missiles without retaliation if one of them actually works beyond 36 seconds and reaches us. One thing is for sure, he is completely, totally, utterly freaking nuts!

You really cannot miss this guy; hair sprayed fluffed hair, body reminiscent of a rabid pot bellied pig that just ate one too many mushrooms. Often seen standing at a podium making misfiring threats at America. He does all of this while the world, including his favorite Uncle China keeps telling him to stop the nuclear threats and missile testing, but he has his own agenda, he has 22 million people and is not afraid to use them.

If history has taught us anything, it has taught us that it is not a question of “if” North Korea will cross the 38th parallel attacking South Korea, but a question of “when”. That well learned history lesson is the basic reason we have so many U.S. Marines standing there waiting to send them to hell when they do cross the line.

This Rabid Pot Bellied idiot actually thinks he can threaten America without suffering any consequences should one of those missiles actually work without Viagra added to the fuel and reach our shores. Consequences, such as a few multi-mega nuclear warheads exploding in the middle of North Korea destroying the country, the people and perhaps the tree stump where his brain is hiding.

Perhaps he feels that America would dare not use its nuclear arsenal if nuclear force were used against us, who can really say at this point, but I am sure he will soon discover the truth if this continues.

The Ranter

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ha! Funniest. post. ever. where DO you get yer writing skills.

I wanna sign up for the same school. Thank God for the Marines, how many are left that we haven't jailed? The bean counters are out there counting and documenting every bullet fired, a report on 8 by 10 glossy so's the media can't lay claim to violent atrocities (against our enemies---in a WAR ZONE, no less)

hhhheeellllllllooooo, reality bites.

Wonder if they'll do the same when the nukes start flying.

Think we will see a rally of solidarity here in the states...THEN ?????????

What are they telling our soldiers now? Save the last bullet for yerself...probably not a bad plan.

cary said...

Bring it, Kim. I dare you. You may get the first shot, but you won't get the last.

Anonymous said...

Have you ever looked at ill-kim's hands? icky, they look like a perverts hands. tiny and nasty and mole like. No doubt his ego is trying to make up for what he lacks in the Testosterone Dept.

Geez, I know I am a nurse, assessment is what I do for a living---I don't miss much, but every damn time I see that man on TV......I see HIS HANDS.....and Great God Almighty they give me the willies.

Rabid Pot Bellied Pig, must've had some medical training of yer own Ranter!!!!!!!!

Papa Ray said...

Ranter, I think that addled brained idiot just wants more western money and food stuffs, and maybe a few ballistic missile "how to" books.

It appears that the UN, the EU and most everybody besides us is willing to pay his blackmail and to treat him like he is something other than a nutcase tyrant.

I even expect Dr. Rice to want to give him an easy way out.

Maybe it will take one of his missiles actually hitting something to wake the world up.

Papa Ray