Dumb Crook of the Month Award

The time has come for The Ranter to name his first, Dumb Crook of the Month Award. I want to explain to everyone that I have expanded a vast amount of time, energy and financial resources in my search for the first recipient of this prestigious award. I confess it was a very tough choice, but in the end, I have a winner, although this is still an alleged crime, as he has not come to court yet, the award is well deserved.

The first ever, Dumb Crook of the Month award goes to, a 61-year-old Paul Wendell Gunn of Texas, who surrendered to police an hour after entering a bank, demanding money and after receiving said money, picked up a magazine, sat on a couch while everyone ran like hell from the bank.

Mr. Gunn did not have too long to wait for the police as the bank was a half-block from the police station, hopefully he was able to finish reading the story which had caught his interest.

A weapon was not used in the gentlemen’s search for just that one good story to read and no one was injured. Needless to say, but Mr. Gunn is not returning any telephone calls relating to his alleged Robbery-Read crime.