They are Innocent, just ask them...

The murderer of women and children master planner Osama bin Laden made one of his, “Hey, I’m still alive!” audio, video statements today. We learn now that we have wasted all that time, energy and resources on the trial of Zacarias Moussaoui, then went to the trouble of finding him guilty and sent him to a nice room with a view and now we are told another story.

The bearded one’s audio comments created an insane headline, Bin Laden: Moussaoui Not Linked to 9/11. In a quote from the audio bin Laden made from the security and sanctuary of his latest cold, damp cave he shares with a bear, various insects and lice, "He had no connection at all with Sept. 11". The conniving murder also said that none of the hundreds of terror suspects held at Guantanamo Bay, “Gitmo”, were involved, but he was forgetting that the scum are guilty of attempted escape, assault upon federal authorities and as enemy combatants.

We are in one big pickle now, because we have to run right over to Moussaoui’s nice comfortable jail cell and release him, poor guy just bought curtains too. Adhering to the law that bin Laden lives by, the “I said so!” law, now we must provide Moussaoui with a plane ticket to bin Laden’s place, the two of them can hold hands and skip merrily through the desert to their cave they’ll share with the other blood sucking lice.

I have always had the assumption that should you question the innocence of prisoners, everyone asked will answer that they are innocent. Now, following bin Laden’s “I said so!” law we must release every one of them, the crime they were imprisoned for does not matter, they are not guilty, just ask any one of them.

If we believe bin Laden, (I assure you we will read somewhere that we should do just that.) then we must believe in the answers given to us by every murderer, rapist, pedophile and the rest. After all, there is no difference between them, Okay, bin Laden is worse and following the bin Laden, “I said so!” law we must release them at once. After all, we can feel very comfortable in releasing them, they said they are innocent and we can believe them, they said so!